Titles of Your Sex Tape

A recurring joke in the Brooklyn Nine-Nine television series is the main character,Jake Peralta using double entendres to create the title of the person who said it's sex tape. The joke began in the first season as a way that Jake poked fun at Amy Santiago and grew to include others. Eventually other characters used the joke, including Rosa Diaz, Charles Boyle and Raymond Holt. In the final episode it was immortalized as Raymond Holt said the joke one last time and replaced "Tape" with "Movie."

The joke, Title of Your Sex Tape, was used a total of 37 times throughout the series.

List of Sex Tape Titles[]

Kind, Sober and Fully Dressed
I’m Sorry About Tonight
It’s Not Your Fault I Was Terrible
It Was Slightly Less Unbearable With You
Not Even Going To Touch That:The Amy Santiago Story
I’m Horrible At This When Can We Stop?
Well Done
I’m With Someone Nothing’s Gonna Happen
Better Not Bite Me In The Ass
Uh-oh I Hope It Doesn’t Get Too Sexual
Seriously, What Is Taking So Long?
Blast of Cold Air Coming Out Of That Box
Why Doesn’t Your Mouth Work?
Hope It Wasn’t A Mistake
I Just Got It Out Of The Vent To Rub It In Your Faces
One More Butt And You’re In Contempt
I Can’t Find Anything And I Don’t Know What To Do
I’m So Confused, I Don’t Know What’s Happening Right Now
I’m Shaking, Definitely Gonna Cry
My Mother Has a Fantastic Basement
I Came Alone
That’s Not How Holes Work
Why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant? - Title Of Your Sextant Tape
Did Not Work At All, But I Love That You Attempted It - Title Of Your Sextant Tape
Jake and Amy Are Getting Married Tonight
Sorry, That Came Out Weird
It’s Hard For Some People
I Came As Fast As I Could
You Can Pull Out
Grabbed Whatever and Yanked
Show Me The Tip
She’s Coming, Hide!
I’m Sorry, It Just Slipped Out
Quite Hard Upon Me
There’s a Demon in Our Jeans
We Rubbed Off On Each Other Quite a Bit - Title Of Your Sex Movie

Videos Featuring Titles Of Your Sex Tape Jokes[]

Season 1[]

Joke is used a total of 3 times

Halloween[]

Amy Santiago
Can you magically make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed?
Jake Peralta
Kind, Sober and Fully Dressed. Good news everyone, we found the name of Santiago's sex tape.
[Later in the episode]
Amy Santiago
I’m sorry about tonight.
Jake Peralta
I’m Sorry About Tonight! We found the title for Santiago’s follow-up sex tape.
[Later in the episode]
Amy Santiago
It’s not your fault, I was terrible,
Jake Peralta
It’s Not Your Fault, I Was Terrible is also one of your sex tapes.
[Later in the episode]
Amy Santiago
It was slightly less unbearable with you. Don’t!'

Tactical Village[]

Amy Santiago
Not even going to touch that.
Jake Peralta
The Amy Santiago Story

Charges and Specs[]

Amy Santiago
I'm horrible at this. When can we stop?
Jake Peralta
I'm Horrible at this...
Amy Santiago
I know, I know. Title of my sex tape.
Jake Peralta
Huh, well done. Title of my sex tape.

Season 2[]

Joke is used a total of 5 times

Undercover[]

Amy Santiago
Just as long as we're clear, I'm with someone and nothing is going to happen.
Jake Peralta
I'm with Someone, Nothing's Going to Happen — Name of your sex tape.
Amy Santiago
He's back!

The Mole[]

Amy Santiago
But, this better not bite me in the ass.
Jake Peralta
Better Not Bite Me in the Ass" — Name of your sex tape, but seriously, thank you so much for your help.

Windbreaker City[]

Amy Santiago
Uh-oh. I hope it doesn't get too sexual.
Jake Peralta
Uh-oh I Hope it Doesn't Get Too Sexual — Title of your sex tape. But seriously, what is taking so long? Also, the title of your sex tape.

The Wednesday Incident[]

Gina Linetti
Eek, blast of cold air coming out of that box.
Jake Peralta
Name of Amy's sex tape.
Amy Santiago
Hey, man, come on. Not cool.
Jake Peralta
I'm going through something. Just let me have this one.

Det. Dave Majors[]

Amy Santiago
Why doesn't your mouth work?
Jake Peralta
Why Doesn't Your Mouth Work — Title of our sex tape.
Amy Santiago
What?!
Jake Peralta
Your sex tape! What? No.

Season 3[]

Joke is used 1 time

New Captain[]

Jake Peralta
So... we broke a rule.
Amy Santiago
Yeah... I hope it wasn't a mistake.
Jake Peralta
I Hope it Wasn't a Mistake — Title of your sex tape... *gasp* title of our sex tape!

Season 4[]

Joke is used 2 times

Halloween IV[]

Amy Santiago
I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces!
Jake Peralta
I Just Got It Out of the Vent to Rub It In Your Faces — Name of your sex tape.

Crime & Punishment[]

Judge Marinovich
One more "but" and you will be in contempt.
Jake Peralta
One more 'but' and you're in contempt. — Name of your sex tape.

Season 5[]

Joke is used a total of 7 times

The Big House Pt. 1[]

Amy Santiago
I've been looking, but I can't find anything and I don't know what to do.
Jake Peralta
I Can't Find Anything And I Don't Know What To Do — Title of your sex tape.

HalloVeen[]

Amy Santiago
I'm so confused, I don't know what's happening right now.
Jake Peralta
I'm So Confused, I Don't Know What's Happening Right Now — Title of your sex tape.
Amy Santiago
Oh my God, I'm shaking, I'm definitely gonna cry — Title of your sex tape.

Bad Beat[]

Raymond Holt
When I made you tell that table that you were living in your mother's basement, it wasn't for the case. I was just messing with you.
Jake Peralta
Oh, well played, sir. But the joke's on you. My mother has a fantastic basement. Title of your sex tape. Too soon? All right, let's go.

Safe House[]

Jake Peralta
The whole NYPD knows where you are, and they're coming for you right now!
Seamus Murphy
Okay, thanks for the tip. Let's kill them both, get out of here before the cops come.
Jake Peralta
Wait, no, no, no, I was lying about the back-up, I came alone! Title of my sex tape!

Gray Star Mutual[]

Charles Boyle
No, the only way out of this hole is to keep digging.
Jake Peralta
That's Not How Holes Work — Title of your sex tape.

Bachelor/ette Party[]

Charles Boyle
But why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant?
Raymond Holt
Title of your sex-tant tape.
Jake Peralta
Ah, did not work at all, but I love that you attempted it — Title of your sex-tant tape.

Jake & Amy[]

Charles Boyle
Jake and Amy are getting married TONIGHT!! Title of MY sex tape!!
Jake Peralta
What..?

Season 6[]

Joke is used 6 times

The Honeypot[]

Jake Peralta
My two dads, straight smashin' it. Sorry, that came out weird. Title of your sex tape.

The Therapist[]

Charles Boyle
Sorry, my partner doesn't believe in therapy.
Dr. Tate
Oh, that's fine. It's hard for some people.
Jake Peralta
Title of your sex tape.

Casecation[]

Amy Santiago
Hey, what's up? I came as fast as I could.
Jake Peralta
Title of your sex tape. Nailed it!

Ticking Clocks[]

Norm Scully
Look at this bread! It's completely inedible. There's not even any soft parts in the middle we can pull out.
Jake Peralta
Title of your sex tape?

Sicko[]

Dr. Oliver Cox
Okay, so whoever did this, they weren't careful with the organs. They just sort of grabbed whatever and yanked.
Charles Boyle
Title of your sex tape. Oh, that's just something we say back at the Nine-Nine.
Dr. Oliver Cox
Interesting, 'cause around here sex tape is what we call the adhesive you use to reattach a severed penis.

Later in episode

Raymond Holt
Show me the tip
Jake Peralta
[mumbles] Title of your sex tape.

Season 7[]

Joke is used a total of 4 times

Captain Kim[]

Raymond Holt
She's coming. Hide!
Jake Peralta
Title of your sex tape!

Ding Dong[]

Jake Peralta
Now as you know, this decision has been quite hard upon me - Title of mine sex tape...

Dillman[]

Charles Boyle
gasps
Jake Peralta
Don't gasp for him, what are you doing?
Charles Boyle
I'm sorry, it just slipped out!
Rosa Diaz
Title of your sex tape.
Jake Peralta
Yeah, obviously... title of sex tape. Everyone's taking my stuff!

Admiral Peralta[]

Roger Peralta
There's a demon in our genes.
Jake Peralta
Title of your sex tape.
Roger Peralta
No, the title of my sex tape is Cockpit Larry and the Mile-High Stewardae.

Season 8[]

Joke is used a total of 1 time

Promotional Poster[]

The promotional poster was promoting the release of the final season of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. The slogan for the poster was "One Last Ride" and under the slogan says in brackets "Title of Your Sex Tape."

The Last Day Pt 2[]

Raymond Holt
I guess in the end, we rubbed off on each other quite a bit. [Pauses] Title of your sex movie. Did I get that right?
Jake Peralta
It was perfect.