The Slump
Halloween
- Terry Jeffords
It's not about you or how smart you are. It's about Captain Holt. The man's a genius. He's had your number at every turn.- Jake Peralta
Well, not this day... Turn...time. Sorry, I'm pretty sure I had a concussion back there.- [Falls into Terry's arms]
- Jake Peralta
Here I come. Alright.- [Terry picks him up and sets him in a chair]
- Jake Peralta
Ohhh, strong. Ahh
The Vulture
- Terry Jeffords
I should’ve been on you guys more. And starting now, I will be. But if you ever do this again, I swear I will crush your head in one hand.- Jake Peralta
You don’t mean that.- Terry Jeffords
Try me.- Jake Peralta
Okay. Where are you going?- Terry Jeffords
The boss is taking heat for something that’s not even his fault. I can’t let that happen.- Jake Peralta
Wait. Dammit. Look, it’s not your fault either. And it’s not The Vulture’s fault. It’s Amy’s.- [Terry puts his hand out like he’s going to crush Jake’s head.]
- Jake Peralta
I know, I know. It’s mine. It’s mine, okay?
The Party
Terry crushes his phone in his hand as an example of what will happen if he finds Jake on his phone again at Captain Holt's birthday party.
Stakeout
- Jake Peralta
Oh my god! Did you carry us up here like suitcases?- Terry Jeffords
No man. This is real life. I rolled you in on the cart.
Payback
Jake and Sophia
- Terry Jeffords
You want me to flex and make all the buttons pop off my shirt?- Jake Peralta
Yes! You can do that?- Terry Jeffords
The challenge is keeping the buttons on.- Jake Peralta
Oh, okay okay okay okay
The Defense Rests
- Jake Peralta
Alright, let's get fired up. Pound on my shoulders.- Terry Jeffords
Now that's my stuff.- Jake Peralta
Wait! Wait! No, don't hurt me! Ah, that was a bad idea. I'll bang my own shoulders.
House Mouses
- Jake Peralta
Okay Sarge, everyone knows you're a superhero so you lower Scully and I into that skylight and then fly down to meet us.- Terry Jeffords
You know that's impossible.
Videos
HalloVeen
- Rosa Diaz
Okay Sarge, lift up the super heavy thing that no one else is strong enough to lift.
White Whale
- Jake Peralta
Alright, look. We have only one option left. You’re gonna have to pick up the car and carry it to the venue.- Terry Jeffords
Well, how will we get the bags out?- Jake Peralta
Is that seriously your only problem with what I just said?- Terry Jeffords
Pretty much.
Cinco de Mayo
- Jake Peralta
Oh, Terry, you ripped yourself free.- Terry Jeffords
Yea, maybe you should try cuffing me to a stronger metal next time.- Jake Peralta
Yea, I don't know the relative strength of metals.