Jake's Plan for Holt's Depression is the cold open from the Season Three episode, 9 Days.
Synopsis
Jake and the squad have noticed that Holt has been down lately. Luckily, Jake has the perfect solution.
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Trivia
Amy has a nationally ranked bar trivia team called Trivia Newton John
Transcript
Location: Brooklyn, New York, 99th Police Precinct, 4th Floor
- [Captain Holt enters the bullpen]
- Captain Holt
Morning Everyone- Jake Peralta
Morning Sir. Hey look! Food stain buds. Who are you wearing?- Captain Holt
Ummm, oatmeal.- [Walks to office]
- Amy Santiago
Oh my god. He didn’t even wipe it off.- Gina Linetti
He’s totally given up on life.- Terry Jeffords
It’s loneliness. Ever since Kevin left for his sabbatical in Paris he hasn’t been the same.- Amy Santiago
I tried to get him out of the house. I invited him to bar trivia and he turned me down. Not that Trivia Newton John needed the help. We’re nationally ranked. It’s no big deal.- Rosa Diaz
You’re right. It’s not.- Jake Peralta
Well aren’t you all just a bunch of big hearted dumb dumbs. You wanna make him feel less lonely? Ahh, this is how you do it.- Rosa Diaz
A case file?- Jake Peralta
Yea, the dude loves work.- Amy Santiago
I thought all your cases were closed. You were bragging about it so much last night I couldn’t hear the end of the neighbor’s fight.- Jake Peralta
It ended in sex, it always does. It didn’t make me horny. It’s a cold case from my first year as a detective.- Rosa Diaz
Is it active again?- Jake Peralta
No, but Holt don’t have to know that.- Amy Santiago
So you’re going to lie to him?- Jake Peralta
No, I’m going to make him forget about his sadness through the power of…- [Jake grabs a coffee mug from his desk and tosses its contents into the air while quickly hiding behind his desk chair.]
- Jake Peralta
Distraction!- [Jake crouched behind his chair]
- Jake Peralta
(Whispering) He's gone!
Theme Song and Opening Credits Play