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Jake's Plan for Holt's Depression is the cold open from the Season Three episode, 9 Days.

Synopsis

Jake and the squad have noticed that Holt has been down lately. Luckily, Jake has the perfect solution.

Video

Trivia

Amy has a nationally ranked bar trivia team called Trivia Newton John

Transcript

Location: Brooklyn, New York, 99th Police Precinct, 4th Floor

[Captain Holt enters the bullpen]
Captain Holt
Morning Everyone
Jake Peralta
Morning Sir. Hey look! Food stain buds. Who are you wearing?
Captain Holt
Ummm, oatmeal.
[Walks to office]
Amy Santiago
Oh my god. He didn’t even wipe it off.
Gina Linetti
He’s totally given up on life.
Terry Jeffords
It’s loneliness. Ever since Kevin left for his sabbatical in Paris he hasn’t been the same.
Amy Santiago
I tried to get him out of the house. I invited him to bar trivia and he turned me down. Not that Trivia Newton John needed the help. We’re nationally ranked. It’s no big deal.
Rosa Diaz
You’re right. It’s not.
Jake Peralta
Well aren’t you all just a bunch of big hearted dumb dumbs. You wanna make him feel less lonely? Ahh, this is how you do it.
Rosa Diaz
A case file?
Jake Peralta
Yea, the dude loves work.
Amy Santiago
I thought all your cases were closed. You were bragging about it so much last night I couldn’t hear the end of the neighbor’s fight.
Jake Peralta
It ended in sex, it always does. It didn’t make me horny. It’s a cold case from my first year as a detective.
Rosa Diaz
Is it active again?
Jake Peralta
No, but Holt don’t have to know that.
Amy Santiago
So you’re going to lie to him?
Jake Peralta
No, I’m going to make him forget about his sadness through the power of…
[Jake grabs a coffee mug from his desk and tosses its contents into the air while quickly hiding behind his desk chair.]
Jake Peralta
Distraction!
[Jake crouched behind his chair]
Jake Peralta
(Whispering) He's gone!

Theme Song and Opening Credits Play

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