Everyone picking on Terry

S3 E16 House Mouses

Raymond Holt
Sergeant, a member of the commissioner selection committee is coming in today to tour the precinct and do some interviews. Would you mind speaking with her?
Terry Jeffords
Of course, Terry loves answering the hard questions.
Raymond Holt
Oh, here she is. I guess you don't have time to take off those ridiculous suspenders.
Terry Jeffords
What?

S4 E15 The Last Ride

Raymond Holt
It works! I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
Terry Jeffords
I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you.
Raymond Holt
And yet crime has continued.

S5 E4 HalloVeen

Raymond Holt
None of you stand a chance against me. No courage, no patience, no brains, and, of course, a bald old man.
Terry Jeffords
I'm younger than you.
Raymond Holt
No comeback for the bald thing, I see.
Terry Jeffords
Yeah, I'm not doing the heist. I'm out.
Amy Santiago
Bull crap
Jake Peralta
Yeah, right. Just like you were out last year.
Terry Jeffords
I was out last year.
Raymond Holt
As a setup for this year. You're good, Jeffords, but not good enough. In fact, you're an idiot. I should've fired you long ago.
Terry Jeffords
What?!
Jake Peralta
Relax Terry, chill out. Get your undies out of your buns.

S4 E6 Monster in the Closet

Amy Santiago
Alright, listen up people. The next 14 hours are going to be hell, but in the end you'll have the satisfaction of knowing you've finally done something worthwhile with your lives.
Terry Jeffords
I kinda think the police work...
Amy Santiago
Eh, eh, eh! I don't have time to stroke your damn ego, Sergeant. Let's make a wedding!

S6 E1 Honeymoon

Jake Peralta
The point is, we are getting refunded in full so we are going on a super-deluxe, five-star mega-baller honeymoon.
Rosa Diaz
So you're not just going to the Berkshires anymore?
Jake Peralta
Screw that crap hole. It's a dump and anyone who goes there is garbage.
Terry Jeffords
I was gonna take Sharon there for a romantic weekend.
Jake Peralta
Oh, well, congratulations, ya poor. I am so sorry. Money really changes you.

S6 E8 He Said, She Said

Terry Jeffords
Sir, this is clearly Zumowski, and that's a good thing! You can finally say goodbye to your nemesis.
Raymond Holt
Thanks Sargeant, that's a nice thought...For an idiot to have.

S6 E10 Gintars

Rosa Diaz
This is not a good color on you guys. Speaking of
bad looks, Sarge what is going on with
your eyebrows, man?
Terry Jeffords
I shaved them off, cause of the bugs. Sharon said you couldn't notice
Rosa Diaz
Sharon lied to you Terry. You look like a straight-up fool.
Terry Jeffords
Damn Rosa
Raymond Holt
No diaz is right your face is horrifying you should leave Before… Hello! Dr. Yee! Out back now.
Amy Santiago
Watching him work is amazing. I have to get video
Raymond Holt
Santiago, please. Hold the phone horizontal to get more flies in frame.
Terry Jeffords
Alright guys, this fanboy stuff is a little much.
Raymond Holt
The only thing that's a little much around here are your scrawled-on eyebrows. Yeesh.
Terry Jeffords
Seriously? I thought they worked.
Rosa Diaz
They do if you want to look like a mean drag Queen.
Terry Jeffords
I know I should have done a flatter arch. This is a nighttime look.
Jake Peralta
This is bad.
Terry Jeffords
I know. He's been like that all day.
Jake Peralta
No, I was talking about your eyebrows. Whatever's going on up there is real real bad.
Terry Jeffords
Well it's better than having two bug hotels above your eyes.
Jake Peralta
But wouldn't they also be in your goatee?
Terry Jeffords
Don't do this to me, Jake.
Rosa Diaz
Sarge. Holy crap what the hell is that that?
Terry Jeffords
It’s a bug-free zone is what it is. I bleached it. I'm smarter than they are, Rosa.
Rosa Diaz
Uh-huh. What about your nose hair?
Terry Jeffords
Oh man, Terry forgot about his nose.

S6 E15 Return of the King

Jake Peralta
I did realize something. The only thing that matters to Gina is work.
Terry Jeffords
You don't say? Where have I heard that before?
Jake Peralta
I don't know, Terry. I don't have time for your weird memory lapse.
Terry Jeffords
I said it last night.
Jake Peralta
Well, I wish you would've said it to me.

S7 E1 Manhunter

Terry Jeffords
Squad, listen up!
Jake Peralta
Not now, Terry. We're having an argument about who would win in a fight if we couldn't use our arms.
Michael Hitchcock
Everyone agrees, I'd bite the best.
Charles Boyle
Meaningless! True strength comes from the pelvis, not the mouth.
Terry Jeffords
There's been an assassination attempt!
Jake Peralta
What? And you let us just sit around talking about Boyle's pelvis?
Terry Jeffords
I didn't let you!