Charles Boyle Being Subconsciously Sexual

• Overview
• Season 1
• Season 2
• Season 3
• Season 4
• Season 5
• Season 6
• Season 7

Compilations

Boyle's Inappropriate References

A limited Vocabulary: The Worst of Charles Boyle

Brooklyn 99 moments but it's just Boyle MATCHING YOUR FREAK

All that Innuendo

Boyle saying the MOST questionable innuendos for 10 minutes straight

Every Charles Boyle Sexual Innuendo

Detective Overshare

M.E. Time

Captain Holt

You're the primary, you're in charge. Take Diaz and Peralta.

Charles Boyle

Yes! My fantasy threesome.

[everyone looks at him]

Charles Boyle

Of...cops on a case.

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Sal's Pizza

Charles Boyle

I'm sorry Jake, Sal's is only the 8th best. I put out a weekly Brooklyn pizza ranking email blast. Sal's has 4th best texture, 9th best crust, 12th best cheese and honestly? They're only 7th in mouth feel.

Jake Peralta

Mouth feel? What is that?

Charles Boyle

The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It's like the inside of your thighs except for your tongue.

Jake Peralta

Ohhh, god.

Tactical Village

Boyle gives everyone STDs, Save the Dates.

Boyle hands out his Save the Dates or Sexually Transmitted Disease

Fancy Brudgom

Charles overshares his wonderful sex itinerary he and Vivian have planned

Unsolvable

Gina Linetti

What the hell is wrong with you? You told Hitchcock and Sculy?

Charles Boyle

Look, I'm sorry. You let me into your special place.

Gina Linetti

Ew

Charles Boyle

I messed up and I'll fix it.

Undercover

Jake Peralta

You punched me, kicked me, spat on me and you you said, "There's more where that came from. I've got a real wet mouth.

Charles Boyle

You gotta admit it's a pretty tough line.

Jake Peralta

No! it's not. It's weird and sexual and not in the good way.

Boyle Beats up Jake

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Chocolate Milk

[Charles chiming into Jake and Terry's conversation when he hears the word "vasectomy."]

Charles Boyle

My ears are burning! Did someone say "vasectomy" I got snipped. No big deal. It just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year.

Terry Jeffords

It's not supposed to.

Jake Peralta

"Trunk to skunk?"

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The Jimmy Jab Games

Time to Get Out There

Jake Peralta

I don't have feelings for Amy anymore. So time for me to go out there and spread my w--

Charles Boyle

Legs

Jake Peralta

Get out there and spread my legs?!

Charles Boyle

Well, either way.

Jake Peralta

No, not either way! Only wings.

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Jake and Sophia

Jake Peralta

Alright. I'm gonna win this case and then we can put my horrible sexual experience behind us forever.

Charles Boyle

I don't know Jake. I'm afraid I'm gonna think about it every time I look at your crotch.

Jake Peralta

Then stop looking at my crotch!

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USPIS

Jake Peralta

Boyle, why don't you show Danger what a fax machine is?

Charles Boyle

Okay, imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone.

[Later in the episode]

Jake Peralta

The only way to make things right is to do the worst, most awful thing imaginable.

Charles Boyle

Dip your penis in vinegar.

Jake Peralta

What! No! Why would you say that?

Charles Boyle

In Sunday School, they told us the Babylonians did that to their enemies. I've been terrified ever since.

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The Road Trip

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Stakeout

Rosa Diaz

Hey, Boyle. I need a recommendation for a good restaurant. It’s Marcus’ birthday and I want to do something…nice.

Charles Boyle

Oooh. Do you want like classic, romantic? Or gastro-sensuous?

Rosa Diaz

Ugh, nevermind.

2

Jake Peralta

Wow. That sleep apnea mask is something else, huh?

Charles Boyle

I got to say, ever since I got her

Jake Peralta

Her?

Charles Boyle

She touches my lips, Jake. She’s a her. And since she took up residence on my face I sleep like a baby.

3

Jake Peralta

Hey! No nose hair trimming.

Charles Boyle

We're here for eight days, Jake.

Jake Peralta

I don't care, it's on the list.

Charles Boyle

Well I hope you like nostril bush.

Jake Peralta

Nostril bush?

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Payback

Charles Boyle

I figured it out. You stole my idea to open a bowling alley and you're gonna do it with Terry.

Jake Peralta

Yep, that's it.

Charles Boyle

Jake, Fingerholes was our idea.

Jake Peralta

I do not think it should be called Fingerholes.

Charles Boyle

You're not calling in Fingerholes? Good luck, pal.

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The Defense Rests

Amy Santiago

Okay, what is going on with you two?

Charles Boyle

Well you know how our parents have been tender-sexing each other?

Amy Santiago

Eww.

Gina Peretti

Precisely Amy, ew.

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Windbreaker City

Jake Peralta

Do you have anything I can throw?

Charles Boyle

I have a dog tag.

Jake Peralta

Oh, that is badass Boyle.

Charles Boyle

No, it’s an actual tag for a dog. Yep, Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first.

Jake Peralta

Your first what?

Charles Boyle

Dog.

Jake Peralta

That is never what people mean by that.

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Boyle-Linetti Wedding

Gina Peretti

My mom is marrying, shudder, Charles' dad, toilet emoji.

Charles

We are gonna be brother and sister. To think this started with us just going to town on each other's sexy parts.

9 Days

Rosa Diaz

Wait, was this your dog that humped everything?

Charles Boyle

Yea, that's how he died. He was going to town on one of my snow boots, and his little heart just gave out. He didn't even finish.

Rosa Diaz

Gross. Anyway, we have to work a stream of B & E's on 4th Street.

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Boyle's Hunch

Charles Boyle

She is amazing. Her palette is wide and deep.

Jake Peralta

Gross

[Later in the episode]

Jake Peralta

Ok, I trust your gut. Let's go free an innocent woman.

Charles Boyle

Nice! My dreams are coming true. You and me getting my lady off together.

[Later in the episode]

Charles Boyle

I mean, I'm not happy that she was having sex with another man, but I'm okay with it if that's what gets her off.

Jake Peralta

Do you seriously not hear it? Because it almost seems intentional at this point.

[Later in the episode]

Charles Boyle

Thanks man. Next time you see me I'm going to be all out of orgasms.

Jake Peralta

No! You can't say that when you're hugging someone!

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Yippie Kayak

Charles Boyle

Gina! It's our first annual Boyle-Linetti Christmas. Are you excited about going to town on Daddy's nog?

Gina Linetti

Christmas is cancelled. Charles ruined it.

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The Cruise

Rosa Diaz

Fine, little man. Bring it.

Charles Boyle

Ok. Looks like you and I are in a good old-fashioned suck off.

Rosa Diaz

Don't call it a suck off.

Charles Boyle

Why not? Why should I....oh yea yea yea. Totally yep Mmhmm, Right good smart.

The Night Shift

Why do all your characters Get STDS?

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Captain Latvia

Charles Boyle

I told you Jake, I'll do anything to perk up my little man.

Jake Peralta

You gotta know how gross that sounds in your underwear.

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The Last Ride

Jake Peralta

Then I show up, grind a bunch of gnarly rails. I'm talking real fluffy ones.

Charles Boyle

Radical. I bet you're an awesome fluffer.

Jake Peralta

No.

Charles Boyle

I bet you fluffed those other riders right out of their biker shorts.

Jake Peralta

Charles..

Charles Boyle

I can picture you as a teenager fluffing all of New York City.

Jake Peralta

Charles, stop talking. Fluffing has a different meaning.

[Later in episode]

Jake Peralta

Great, time to gear up. It's not the best case ever without some toys.

Charles Boyle

Oh yea. Toy for boys.

Jake Peralta

I don't know if I like that.

Charles Boyle

Adult toys.

Jake Peralta

Still sounds wrong.

Charles Boyle

Male toys.

Jake Peralta

You know what? Let's just not call them toys. That's my fault, I started it.

Charles Boyle

You got it, we'll just call them playthings.

Jake Peralta

We will not.

Charles Boyle

Let's do this.

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The Slaughterhouse

Charles Boyle

No, no, no. We give them a puppy puzzle.

[shakes puzzle box titled Majestic Pooches]

Charles Boyle

Now let's go to town on 'em, daddy-style.

[Later in episode]

Terry Jeffords

They've been acting like kids, so I'm gonna treat em like kids.

Charles Boyle

Oooh, Daddy's gonna dish out some Daddy discipline. As a fellow daddy, I approve.

Terry Jeffords

Stop saying daddy.

Charles Boyle

You got it Papa Bear.

Bad Beat

Amy Santiago

Do you know what this means?

Charles Boyle

The truck becomes a crime scene again.

Amy Santiago

Yes! it's been impounded. We get our money back!

Charles Boyle

Great. I'm glad you get your money back. You can invest in something you actually believe in instead of...my balls.

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99

Charles Boyle

Hey Rosa, are you ready to go streaking?

Rosa Diaz

What?

Charles Boyle

That's what my dad and I called getting blonde streaks in your hair. We used to do it to our ponytails on road trips. You just take a little lemon up top and let the sun do the rest. We called it giving each other road head.

Rosa Diaz

you just said you called it going streaking.

Charles Boyle

It had a couple names.

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White Whale

Charles Boyle

Sir, you have to give us permission to do this. Weaponize our sweet little mouths!

Gina Linetti

Ugh, how are we on the same side of this?

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DFW

Charles Boyle

Well, there's no reason to be defensive. Just because you don't have the bone strength of a yogi. We all have our thing. You're a muscler, I'm a boner.

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The Favor

Jake Peralta

Alright, let’s go over our covers one more time. We are small-time operators that just moved here from Miami. We piloted go-fast boats, moving contraband to Cuba.

Charles Boyle

Where we slept with the same prostitute.

Jake Peralta

No.

Charles Boyle

And she said you were the best she ever had.

Jake Peralta

Maybe.

Charles Boyle

And I should watch you to learn.

Jake Peralta

Back to no. Let’s just not talk about our sex lives.

Honeymoon

Charles Boyle

No, Boyles don't get over it. It becomes part of us. It lives within us. It eats us out.

[Later in episode]

Gina Linetti

Just stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.

Charles Boyle

Really, Gina. And where does my nose belong if not inside our parents?

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Return of the King

Captain Holt

You're an exceptionally supportive parent and I wish my father had been more like you.

Charles Boyle

Thank you for saying that. And sir, nothing would make me prouder than being your big daddy.

Captain Holt

Well, we're off track now. So, uh, good day.

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The Therapist

Charles Boyle

Plus, on the rid over, he gave me a quickie.

Jake Peralta

A what?

Charles Boyle

A quick therapy session. We talked about so much. Did you know I have a tendency to be unconsciously sexual?

Jake Peralta

Yes.

Charles Boyle

It's a real tough nut to bust.

Dr. Tate

Oh, you're doing it again.

Charles Boyle

Oh, okay I think I hear it.

Jake Peralta

You think you hear it? Whatever, let's just do this okay? NYPD open up! That's weird. The door's unlocked.

Charles Boyle

That's too bad. I love watching you pound one out.

Cinco de Mayo

Charles Boyle

I never thought I'd say this but, enough foreplay! Are we heisting or not?

[later in episode]

Charles Boyle

A lot of in-fighting. It's not too late to team up with this pussy cat burglar.

Captain Holt

Please, Boyle your only value was your doppelganger. Which no longer matters since Bill died in that accident.

Charles Boyle

I can still be useful without Bill! No hole's too tight for these tiny tips.

[Everyone moans]

Charles Boyle

For stealing stuff!

Ransom

Charles Boyle

We can call our company The Bone Boys. No! More Bone, Less Moan. No! Workplace Bone Buds. That's the one I'm registering it.

[Later in episode]

Terry Jeffords

Did you edit the presentation like I asked?

Charles Boyle

You mean did I remove the tasteful photos of me stretching?

Terry Jeffords

They weren't tasteful! You were in a thong!

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Captain Kim

Charles Boyle

Oh, Terry, it wasn't the jacket. I realize now that Chuck was in here. I've had another man deep inside me this whole time.