The 9-Year Mentorship Plan, Volume 1 is the plan Raymond Holt created for mentoring Amy Santiago
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In the Season Four episode The Last Ride, Amy thanks Holt for mentoring her over the years. Due to the circumstances Holt reveals the plan to her, which was supposed to be revealed at day 3,300 of the plan, not 1,282.
It should take 70 seconds for you to fully gauge someone’s character. Here’s what to look for:
- Grammar
- Posture
- Scent
- Attire
- Level of Perspiration
- Type of Shirt Collar
Note: The best type of shirt collar is English Spread
When people say, “good morning” they mean “hello”
When people say, “how are you?” they mean “hello”
When people say, “what’s up?” They mean “I am a person not worth talking to.”
There are two acceptable sleep positions:
- On back, toes up, arms crossed
- On back, toes up, arms at the side
Do not trust any child that chews bubble gum-flavored bubble gum
Do not trust any adult that chews gum at all
Never vacation in Banff.
Professional handshake:
- Fingers with a half-centimeter spread.
- Up, down, then separate
Acceptable fabrics:
- Cotton or Cotton blend
- Wool is for outerwear only
- Silk is for sex workers or musicians
Good desserts?
There are none. If you’re hungry, you should have had more dinner.
Section 7, page 145
No emotional displays in the workplace